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Sunday, 10 January 2010

  • Sick of Twilight? Alternative YA Reads

     I teach English to a variety of reluctant readers, all varying in age from about fifteen to seventeen or eighteen. As a result of my position I have made it a personal goal to find as many books as possible that will ‘hook’ my kids into enjoying the reading process as much as I did when I was younger. Of course the two most obvious places to go first are to the superpowers of YA Literature: Harry Potter and Twilight. Still, wizards and sparkly vampires aren’t for everyone.

    For those of you out there who are sick of Team Edward vs. Team Jacob, and have simply heard enough about Harry Potter being “the chosen one”, I’ve compiled a list of Young Adult books and series that you may or may not have heard of. All of these books are great reads, and some of the author’s I mention are simply amazing. I will warn you, however, that this list does lean heavily towards the Sci-Fi/Fantasy end of the spectrum, and it is purely based on my personal opinion and reading experience. So if you’re looking for a new book to try and you don’t want to trudge through The Scarlet Letter, Pride and Prejudice, or any other “high brow” literature, I highly recommend the following:

     

     

    1)      GONE by Michael Grant


    This relatively new book series is simply phenomenal. The basic premise is that everyone in the town of Perdido Beach, CA who is aged fifteen or older suddenly disappears. Not only that, but it seems as though a giant barrier has been placed between Perdido Beach and the rest of the world. This leaves all of the kids aged 0-14 stuck alone in their town. Add to that some pretty wicked X-Men type powers that only some of the kids get, and you have an incredibly engaging story that has been hailed as ‘Lord of the Flies meets Stephen King’. How isn’t that awesome?

     


    2)      Everworld by K.A. Applegate


    This series is, alas, out of print, but if you can find a copy of it on ebay or at Half Price I do recommend it. The premise is a bunch of teenagers get sucked into this alternate reality where all the ancient gods of various mythologies co-exist. You’ve got Thor, Loki, Zeus, Quetzalcoatl, Ra, even Merlin (not a god, but a pretty cool guy) makes an appearance. Definitely an interesting take on the whole mythology thing.

     

    3)      The Host by Stephenie Meyer


    Okay, before you take off my head for suggesting a Meyer book, hear me out. The Host was written for adults, not pubescent teenagers looking for their sparkly and statuesque Prince Charming. In my opinion, the writing style is a million times better than that of the Twilight series. The plot leaves so much more open to debate. While the whole ‘alien takes over human bodies’ thing has been done a million times, she puts an interesting spin on it and I definitely recommend giving it a try, even if you think that Twilight is the devil incarnated into a book series.

     

    4)      Life As We Knew It by Susan Beth Pfeffer


    I read this over the holidays as a way to destress from all the work of the school year. I didn’t really expect to get into it, but man was I wrong. The premise is that an asteroid hits the moon, knocking it closer to Earth. As a result the weather goes completely haywire and Earth virtually enters a sort of Armageddon. The entire story is told from the perspective of a fifteen year old girl who lives in a small town in Pennsylvania and is keeping a diary of the events. The companion book, The Dead and the Gone, covers the same events from the perspective of a boy who lives in New York City. It is an incredibly haunting book, and it really makes you think about what people are capable of doing, should the worst happen.

     

    5)      Uglies by Scott Westerfeld


    Pretty much anything by Westerfeld is a young-adult literary masterpiece right off the bat, but this series strikes a particularly beautiful chord. The story takes place in the future, when all of society is split into two groups: the Pretties and the Uglies. You are an Ugly until your sixteenth birthday, when you get a special operation that makes you beautiful and you become a Pretty. Not everyone wants this operation, though, and the city must do all it can to quell a resistance. This book provides a fresh look at cosmetic surgery, social norms and peer perception. Also, there are hoverboards.

     

    6)      The Translator by Daoud Hari


    This book is not specifically geared towards young adults, but it is spectacular. It isn’t hard to read, but the story doesn’t need big words to haunt you. The Translator is Daoud Hari’s memoir about the time he spent in Darfur as a translator for news reporters, sneaking them across the Sudan/Chad border so that they could see the atrocities being committed. The story is beautiful, terrifying and overwhelming all at once. I found myself in tears several times while reading it. Hari does not sugar coat anything, he lets you see the reality of Darfur through his eyes.

     

    7)      The Chronicles of Narnia by C.S. Lewis


    While these books are meant for a younger audience, they are simply must reads. They are classics – all of them, not just The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe. If you haven’t read all of them, please do so. They are all great stories with an interesting plot and thought-provoking undertones.

     

    8)      His Dark Materials by Philip Pullman


    Another classic, this series takes young Lyra on an adventure through other worlds with her faithful daemon at her side. It’s exciting and full of adventure, but also jam packed with insight and possible discussion points.

     

    9)      Alanna: The First Adventure by Tamora Pierce


    These books are set in an alternate universe where magic is commonplace and knights still run amuck. This is your classic girl-dresses-as-a-boy-to-join-the-military story with a few fun twists. This is, as the title suggests, the first of a quartet of books in the Alanna series. If you are absolutely smitten with her universe, there are a slew of other books that take place there. It’s definitely not a difficult read, but it’s a fun series.

     

    10)  Animorphs by KA Applegate


    Okay, this isn’t YA lit, its children’s lit. However, I am giving it an honorable mention for several reasons. First of all, it is a long sixty-book series that captivated me throughout my childhood so I can’t just ignore it. The book series is out of print right now, but Scholastic is planning a re-release of the series sometime at the end of this year with fancy new covers. If the re-release is successful, a second series may be written. This series covers the same ‘body-stealing-alien’ theme as The Host, but written in a simpler writing style with much deeper implications. Scoff if you want, but this is by far the deepest children’s book series I have ever read. On the surface it’s just a bunch of teenagers turning into animals and kicking alien butt. Digging a little deeper, there are very serious messages about the ravages of war, the price of freedom and the lines that we draw to secure it.

     

     

    Some honorable mentions that would have made the list if I felt like typing out more detailed descriptions are: Lord of the Rings by J.R.R. Tolkien, The Giver by Lois Lowry, Skinned by Robin Wasserman, Midnighters by Scott Westerfeld and Night by Elie Wiesel.



     Have you read any of these? What’s your opinion? Do you have any books to add to the list?

Sunday, 10 May 2009

  • The Downside of Teaching.

    Let me preface this entry by saying that I love my job. It's the best job that I've ever had and (most) of my students are a joy. A difficult, whiny, confusing, makes-me-want-to-rip-my-hair-out joy, but a joy nonetheless. Still, as with any job there are downsides. Inspired by this blog, I decided to highlight a few of them.


    1. You Have To Be Switzerland
    Opinions of any sort are frowned upon. You must be careful about every word that comes out of your mouth, because if you aren't and ONE person takes offense, you'll be collecting an unemployment check faster than you can say "Not fair!".
    One of the great things about teaching is the fact that you can connect with students. It's very hard to connect when you have to respond with "I don't want to share that with you. My opinion doesn't matter" at the end of EVERY question they ask.

    2. Bureaucracy
    "You're here to teach." That's what they tell you, right? Well, yes, you are there to teach. Unfortunately you're also there to fill out several mountains of paperwork, endure sudden curriculum changes, yell at kids in the hallway, call a bajillion parents, fill out more paperwork, attend ARD's, chaperone events aaaand fill out more paperwork. It's a nightmare. Sometimes I am so bogged down with other (paper)work that I forget I'm a teacher.

    3. No Respect
    If you go to a "normal" job, odds are that people will greet you pleasantly, make small talk, etc. Very rarely will Jim Bob from one cubicle over start jumping up and down cussing at you about how they hate you and wish you would die. Jim Bob also probably doesn't ask "Do I haaaaaaaave to" anytime to make a request of him. Additionally, he probably doesn't fall asleep on you in the middle of a conversation and then get mad when you wake him up.

    4. We Are Glorified Babysitters
    You know what's sad? When you have to tell an 18-year-old boy to keep his hands to himself. Or yell at a 16-year-old boy for putting a tack on someones chair (dead serious, this happened). Similarly, quite a few parents have the unfortunate mindset that they are not responsible for their kids education. That's our job, not theirs. Sorry to break it to you, mom, but learning doesn't stop at 2:30.

    5. The Students Have More Rights Than We Do
    If a student were to punch me in the face, who would get in trouble? Well, unfortunately in today's society probably me. Something I said or did probably "scarred" this student for life. Similarly, if a student doesn't like a teacher, all they have to do is say that the teacher hugged them the wrong way and bada-bing bada-boom, the teacher is out of a job. I find this news report to be especially ridiculous: http://www.wyff4.com/news/18800227/detail.html

    6. No Privacy.
    Everytime I see the news put up a teachers myspace picture I cringe. It's like we're not allowed to be human. OMG DOES SHE HAVE A BEER!?!?!? HOW DARE THAT 28 YEAR OLD TEACHER DRINK ALCOHOLLZ! RAWR! Yes, I understand that you need to be tactful. I don't post anything that is scandalous, and nor should I be allowed to. It sets a bad image for the system. However, there's no need to freak out over the fact that a teacher went to happy hour.


    All of the negatives aside, though, teaching is truly one of the most rewarding careers out there. Once you get past all of the tip-toeing, beraucracy, disrespectful students and annoying media attention, it's awesome. I get to watch my students make their way through high school and, if I do my job right, I can say that I contributed to their growth as human beings. I love it, and wouldn't have it any other way. :)

Sunday, 03 May 2009

  • Nostalgia


    I miss running through the soft Ohio grass barefoot, without any worry of rattlesnakes or fire ants.

    I miss picking fresh blackberries off of their stems and eating them right there in the woods, feeling the tangy juice explode in my mouth, assaulting my taste buds.

    I miss the smell of worms after it rains.

    I miss the way that my mom would sit on the front porch on nice days, watching my progress home from the bus stop.

    I miss the endless games with my brothers. Tag, Hide and Seek, Around the World...whenever we ran out we would invent a new one.

    I miss our families RV, which we would drive all across the country, getting into various mishaps. One time we nearly drove off of a mountain. Another time we ended up in a toxic waste dump. Yet another adventure led us into a cornfield and being threatened at gunpoint by an old farmer in pajamas.

    I miss the way my mother would get hysterical when all of the above occurred.

    I miss the never-ending Genesis disc's my dad would play on road trips.

    I miss TGIF and SNICK.

    I miss eating all of the junk food in the world without worrying about calories or exercising.

    I miss our dog, Katie, who was the smartest dog we ever had and the only one to ever truly understand fetch.

    I miss ice cream nights on hot summer days, and sitting out on the porch to watch the heat lightning.

    I miss skiing in the mountains in the deepest of winter with my dad.

    I miss going to bed before it's dark outside, with the smell of grass still on my skin.

    I miss nights of driving nowhere in particular, just driving because gas was cheap and I was young and had nowhere to go and great company alongside me.

    I miss drive-in movies in the rain.

    I miss catching lightning bugs, only to let them go after making a wish.

    I miss that time when I had nothing holding me back. No preconceived notions of how I "should" behave. It was just me and my emotions and my life and nothing was holding me back.

    What do you miss?

Sunday, 26 April 2009

  • Plagiarism

    Last week I had to threaten all 60 of my Advanced Placement students with course failure. I came very close to following through with my threat, too. What would bring me, an otherwise fair and forgiving teacher, to set my wrath upon these poor over-achieving wannabe's?

    Plagiarism.

    Let me be perfectly clear. The more time passes, the more internet-savvy teachers come along, the EASIER IT IS FOR YOU TO GET CAUGHT! Don't plagiarize, you lazy moron. Do the work and take some pride in yourself.

    So, in an effort to avoid further failures, allow me to present a few tips.

    1) If you didn't wake up knowing it, cite it.
    Did you put in your paper that basketball is the most popular sport? Unless you personally conducted a survey of every sports fan in the universe, I want to see where you found that out at.

    2) Buy a good reference book.
    I use Writing Research Papers by Lester & Lester. I was forced to buy it in 11th grade and it has become my research Bible. Seriously, guys. No one expects you to memorize this stuff. Get yourself a good reference source and keep it on hand.

    3) Yes, you have to cite that .jpeg
    This was shocking to my students. They did not know that images must be cited. Consider this a warning to any and all students reading my blog: cite your freaking pictures! Most teachers will overlook this faux pas, but when you get that ONE teacher who cares, tough luck.

    4) Just because you can do it online, doesn't make it okay for a report
    Obviously, I don't cite everything in every blog I write. In fact, I'm pretty sure almost every blogger has committed plagiarism, whether knowingly or not. Still, I do my best to give credit when credit is due. This lax viewpoint is NOT okay when turning in a thesis, research paper, dissertation, research proposal, etc. Don't even think about it.

    5) Don't try to fool the teacher
    Okay, first of all we teachers are not idiots. We're TEACHERS. We are the ones responsible for making sure that you enter this world with at least an iota of sense in that skull of yours. So do NOT think that you can pull a fast one on us! We are very familiar with the tricks of the trade. We probably used most of them ourselves when we were younger and more naive. Consider two papers: one in which someone copies and pastes from Sparknotes without citing, the other where one copies and pastes key phrases from Sparknotes but cites it properly. Which one do you think receives a pass and which becomes epic fail? Yeah, exactly. You actually sound SMARTER when you tell me you "cheated" and used Sparknotes for help. Weird how that works, huh?

    6) Don't fight it. Learn it.
    I know it's ridiculous that the period HAS to go behind the parenthesis and the ellipsis MUST go inside brackets. I know it sucks that if your quotation marks are misplaced you are "technically" plagiarizing. Do yourself a favor and double check your work with that wonderful reference book (#2) before you turn work in. That way, when you have Mr. MLA-Anal for a professor, your ass is covered.

    On the same note, you can whine and complain about how "pointless" citations are, but that is not going to make them disappear. Shut up and deal with it.

    7) Don't wait unti the last minute
    Seriously, guys. If you're writing your paper an hour before its due odds are some of it will be wrong. Odds are even higher that what is wrong is your citations. Just saying.

    8) Consider the consequences
    I always hate to focus on punishment, but this is actually pretty serious. Especially in college, and especially if you have a turd of a professor who considers a misplaced comma a capitol offence. So here's what can happen if you are caught plagiarizing at the college level:
    • You fail the course.
    • You are promptly asked to leave the university, with no refund.
    • You are forced to move back to your parents basement.
    • You will be blacklisted, which means that you will be denied admission to all public institutions in the U.S.
    • If the university publishes your material before it is caught, you can potentially be sued.
    • Your boy/girlfriend will break up with you and you will die alone.
    Okay, maybe not the last one. Still, guys, this is serious stuff! Check this out from plagiarism.org:

    "Most cases of plagiarism are considered misdemeanors, punishable by fines of anywhere between $100 and $50,000 -- and up to one year in jail.

    Plagiarism can also be considered a felony under certain state and federal laws. For example, if a plagiarist copies and earns more than $2,500 from copyrighted material, he or she may face up to $250,000 in fines and up to ten years in jail" ("Legal Punishments").

    For more information on plagiarism check it out here: http://www.plagiarism.org/index.html

    Have you ever plagiarized, whether on accident or on purpose? What happened?

Friday, 03 April 2009

  • "Don't Touch That" - A Lesson in Following Directions

    Last weekend my mother and I were on a mission. We needed to find her a dress to wear to my wedding, and we had searched everywhere. Needless to say, this required a massive amount of me driving all around Houston, which is not my favorite thing to do.

    So, as we're driving in a section of town that is particularly boggled down by slow traffic lights I decide to do something stupid.

    Let me preface this: I don't smoke, nor do I allow people to smoke in my car. I hate the smell of cigarettes and it takes FOREVER to get it out of the fabric. So my cigarette lighter has only ever really seen the likes of GPS and cell phone chargers during the seven years we've been together.

    So, since I'm ignorant about all things tobacco related I ask my mom how the lighter works. She explains to me that you push it in and when it pops out it will be heated up, the tip will be red and you light your cancer stick. Easy, right?

    So I push the cigarette lighter in, deciding to see just how it works. I'm a very kinesthetic person. Hands on. I have to actually do it to know it works. So I push the lighter in. The only problem: it doesn't stay in. I fight with it for a few seconds, pushing and turning, pushing harder, etc. (that's what she said), but finally I give up and pull the danged thing out. After carefully examining the coils I determine that they didn't even turn red! Stupid lighter, doesn't even work!

    "Don't touch that, it's hot." My mom warned.

    "Did it even work?" I ask. I'm not convinced.So I reach out and touch it.

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    Ow.


    And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how I learned that following directions is generally a good idea, unless you want to be screaming in pain while trying to navigate traffic during rush hour.

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    Where: Mentor, OH When: 2004 The greatest summer ever. Everyone together, the night of graduation. The last time The Group was together - all 10 of us. Cake fights, graduation parties, chasing cops, walking back from Giant Eagle, endless nights at Val's house, road trips, NYC, "I'm gonna kill you,